Quote #10 – On Cheating

No man or woman is so special that you leave your husband or wife for them. – Anna on This Writer’s Delight

True, we are all special. But no one is THAT special enough for us to leave our life long partners and mother/father of our children – for them. NO ONE. If they are truly special, they wouldn’t have taken you anyway, knowing that you’re supposed to honor your commitment to another one. When the heat is gone, you find yourself in a rude awakening and realize that the grass is not really greener on the other side. That the online paramour (or workplace, or church, or bowling league, or pool league, etc. etc….) you had is just an illusion of the passion that you yourself created, like a mirage on the road under a hot sun that had the appearance (false promise) of fun and refreshing company.

December Company Party

This one always finds its way around the internet in December when companies are planning for their annual ”Christmas/Holiday” parties for their employees. It never fails to make me laugh. Enjoy!

Gala Christmas Party

Gala Holiday Party

Holiday Party

  

FROM: Tina Randolph, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: December 01, 2008

RE: Gala Christmas Party

I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House.

Overheard – Have you heard about Sarah Palin?

This morning’s broadcast in ABC’s Good Morning America, something like…. 

“People always have something to say about Sarah Palin. Coming up on ABC, Sarah Palin gets exclusive with Robin Roberts. See the side of Sarah Palin that you haven’t heard of yet!” 

Now, I don’t have anything to say about Sarah Palin – never read the book, not a fan, do not have anything against her, not watching her reality TV show (isn’t it called “My Alaska” or is it “Our Alaska”), not getting into discussions about daughter Bristol, dancing with the stars, dancing with politicians, etc. etc. 

But really now….. is THERE truly any “other side” of Sarah Palin we have not heard of yet???” 

Oooppps…now didn’t I just say I did not have anything to say about Sarah Palin? 

Oh well….

Photo Source: Access Hollywood

Disorder in the American Courts

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

Sardar Jokes

 

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar:  India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in  India.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. 

Quote #9 – On Love and God

How can one Love and say there is no God? To do so is to feel the warmth of the sun and say it does not exist. Like what great late Abe said on God’s existence, “Does one light a torch to see the sun?” - Anna on This Writer’s Delight

Why He Came Into My Life

A friend is heartbroken on a recent loss of a relationship that she thought was promising – but didn’t work out. What went wrong? Check out this post in ”The Spiritual Ponderer.”

http://thespiritualponderer.blogspot.com/2010/10/why-he-came-into-my-life.html